You got any better ideas?

Exhausted from trying to make important decisions about my future, I’ve decided to do what any good leader/educator does best: delegate.

My students’ next assignment: a persuasive essay entitled “What Should Ms. Merrill Do With Her Life?”

All good writers consider their audience when writing. For this assignment, the audience is incredibly simple and specific--me. For each proposed life path, students will have to determine the short term benefits and long term effects. Basically, they will engineer my five year plan. Those wishing to go above and beyond may research 401K’s and Roth IRA’s for my paltry sum of cash, ensuring that I won’t, one day, die broke. I’d rather leave number-crunching and finance-dissecting to the math types, anyway.

Sure, I expect a large number of puerile responses--”join the circus,” or “breed golden retriever/poodle hybrids” or “never set foot in a classroom again,” or what have you. But when it gets right down to it, I’m starting to suspect that thirty-six 13 to 18 year olds have as good an idea as I do (or better) about the direction my life should take.

The best essay will receive a 348% and my undying gratitude. Plus, bragging rights and a rare sense of fulfillment--it’s not often that a student gets to choose the trajectory of an “adult’s” life.

The Six Word Memoir

According to literary legend, Ernest Hemingway was once given the challenge to write a whole story in six words. His response? For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

The six-word format has taken on new life in the past few years. In 2006, Smith magazine, an online publication, posed the challenge to their readers: how would you sum up your life in six words? The response was so overwhelming that the magazine editors compiled a book of the best responses:Not Quite What I Was Planning: Six Word Memoirs by Writers Famous and Obscure.

I recently posed this same challenge to all the high school students. Each student was to write a six word memoir and decorate a blank piece of paper to illustrate their words. The 11th graders, who were wrapping up a Hemingway study, were put in charge of compiling all the responses into a book for the school (appropriately enough, there are six of them).

Here are a few of my favorite responses:

I dried my tears and smiled.

Don't make sense, just be sensational!

Can I draw a picture instead?

What are we supposed to do? (you have to know the student.)

I gained everything by surrendering everything.

Find yourself once, then life changes.

Naturally, I went with something music related for mine (searching for the appropriate song lyric). Never thought I'd end up here was a close second.

What are your six words?